Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I love you. Go after that dick
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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