This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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