I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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