Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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