dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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