yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
