girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
She made me pour olive oil on her.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
