what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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