I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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