sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Randomize
