Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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