Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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