at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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