She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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