Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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