i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Alive.
So much puke
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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