We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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