and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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