I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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