I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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