glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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