Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
this hospital has no fireball
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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