Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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