Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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