I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
