I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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