Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
