Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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