The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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