Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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