I don't think brook has ever known best
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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