Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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