but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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