he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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