Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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