she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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