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yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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