im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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