Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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