i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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