I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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