Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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