oh god the rape fog is back!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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