it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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