ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
