The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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