the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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