help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Randomize
