yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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