i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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