It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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